General Remarks

Hello and thank you for writing me a Thing!

Things I like! crossovers and fusions, speculative and historical fic, fairy tales, identity porn, competence porn, literal porn (enthusiastic consent is A+; I am also okay with non-traumatic dubcon); shippy gen, natal family, found family, team feels, mentoring, access intimacy; bisexuality, battle couples, queerplatonic partnerships, arranged marriage, friends with benefits; fealty kink, polyships, polyam negotiation, kink negotiation, mild/informal bdsm, sex pollen, amnesia, non-penetrative sex, genderplay/crossdressing; second person fic, outsider POV, alien/nonhuman POV; a-spec, trans, nonbinary and/or neurodivergent characters

Things I dislike: noncon, mind control, alignment swaps, darkfic; ageplay/petplay, humiliation/degradation as kink, unsanitary kink, A/B/O and mpreg; most modern or mundane settings, modern AUs, reader inserts

Please do not feel obligated to write me smut, but if you choose to, please avoid referring to body parts as animals or "holes".

F/F

• Injured Female Gunslinger/Ranch-owning Widow Who Helps Her Sometimes
• Traumatized Human Weapon/Kindly Woman She Pledges Her Life To
  I am SO WEAK to "hi i'm a dangerous feral outcast pls feed me ;_;"...
• Benevolent Queen/Feared but Actually Good Witch Whose Help She Needs
• Queen of a Wicked Reputation But Secretly Kind Heart/Her Princess Bride
• Fey Queen / Her Human Handmaiden
• Artist/Fairy Queen Posing as Mysterious Patroness
• Bastard Princess/Crossdressing Female Knight
  *thumps prompt* you can fit so many tropes in this baby
• Swordsmith / Lady Knight
• Queen Who Thought She Was Widowed/Her First Wife Back From the Dead/Her Second Wife

F/M and F/Other

• Newly-Crowned Queen/Bastard Half-Brother Knight Who Helped Put Her on Throne
• Crown Prince/Concubine Who is Secretly His Bastard Sister
  For these two prompts I would rather not have blatantly unhealthy relationships or characters kinking on the incest; i.e. if it wasn't about siblings it wouldn't be especially dodgy.
• Traumatized Human Weapon/Kindly Woman He Pledges His Life To
• Resourceful Selkie/Man Who Stole Her Skin
• Male Spaceship Captain/Female Stowaway
  For the above prompts please no coercion/abuse of power.
• Pining Stoic Male Warrior Leader of Clan/Oblivious Cousin Female Warrior Leader of Allied Clan
• Male Hermit Desperate for Some Company/Nun with Unbreakable Vow of Silence
  I will be equally happy with soft romantic bonding or ridiculous medieval porn.
• Queen Who Thought She Was Widowed/Her First Wife Back From the Dead/Her New Husband
  I just really like this scenario ok?

Gen

• Immortal & Historian
• Immortal Empress & Her Ministers Over the Ages
  I like immortal characters best when they genuinely enjoy/are interested in things and people.
• Adrenaline Junkie & Kelpie
• High-Tech Cyborg Stranded On Low-Tech Planet & Steampunk Mechanic Doing Their Best
• Female Xenolinguist & Marine Mammal Family
• Highly-Skilled Witch & Young Apprentice | Witch & Her Apprentice
• Human Mercenary & Orphaned Orc They Adopt